Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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