Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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