Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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