let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize