good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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