Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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