We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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