If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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i think im in europe. pls send help
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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