it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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