Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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