Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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