i just google imaged poop.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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