I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You are a genius and a whore.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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