I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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