He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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