They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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