Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.