That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.