I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."