well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...