you would pick up someone in the library
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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