The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My vagina just clenched in fear
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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