Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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