When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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