yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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