So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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