just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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