420 ftw
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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