I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he just fucked me for my cheese.