why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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