what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just found puke in my bra..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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