And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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