Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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