Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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