When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
