I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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