ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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