We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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