Don't make out with my wife yet
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
