it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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