the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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