I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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