Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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