ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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