Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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