Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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