I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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