I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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