If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So vagazzling was a success
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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