you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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