I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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