Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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