Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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