you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i out mim tonsoeep
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